THE SHARK WHO HATES MONDAYS

Retro Nautical Shark T-Shirt • Sea Serpent Collection

🦈 MONDAYS? NOT EVEN THE SHARK CAN HANDLE THEM.

Meet the grumpiest creature ever to sail the seven seas! The Shark Who Hates Mondays is permanently irritated, dangerously under-caffeinated and apparently one bad cup of coffee away from mutiny.

Sporting his captain's hat, a steaming skull-and-crossbones coffee mug and the sort of expression that says "Don't talk to me until I've had coffee", this salty old shark brings a healthy dose of nautical attitude to your wardrobe.

With bold retro cartoon artwork, vintage-inspired colours, heavy illustration detail and plenty of old-school nautical attitude, this is one shark that belongs on land — preferably somewhere near a coffee machine.

☕ LOW ON COFFEE. HIGH ON ATTITUDE.

Perfect for shark lovers, sailors, coffee addicts, nautical misfits, retro cartoon fans and anyone who considers Monday a personal insult.

⚓ T-SHIRT FEATURES

100% carded cotton
Heavyweight fabric – 5.9 oz/yd² for durability
Ribbed knit collar with a seam for shape retention
Neck and shoulder tape for added stability
Side seams for structural support
Classic heavyweight feel with a substantial, durable finish
Bold Retro Au Go Go artwork designed for lovers of vintage-inspired style

🌊 A LITTLE NAUTICAL. A LITTLE UNHINGED.

This design combines classic nautical imagery with the humour and attitude of vintage cartoon and tattoo-inspired artwork. Think salty sailors, dangerous coffee shortages, grumpy sea creatures and the general feeling that Monday should probably be banned.

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Machine wash cold – max 30°C / 90°F
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry on low heat
Do not iron
Do not dry clean

🏝️ WELCOME TO RETRO AU GO GO

We dig the weird, the wonderful, the retro and the downright groovy. Our collections are inspired by vintage culture, tiki, surf, nautical adventures, rockabilly, pin-up style, Kustom Kulture and all the wonderfully strange things that make life more interesting.

If you're into retro style with attitude, you've come to the right place.

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