{"product_id":"the-shark-that-hated-mondays-t-shirt","title":"The Shark That Hated Mondays T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; max-width: 900px; margin: auto; color: #222; background: #fff; padding: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- RETRO AU GO GO LOGO --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; margin-bottom: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"max-width: 400px; width: 100%; height: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.retroaugogo.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/Retro_Au_Go_Go_Tiki_Logo_481c4118-7b51-49b6-9a1b-78935650d4f4.png?v=1771019062\u0026amp;width=600\" alt=\"Retro Au Go Go\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- TITLE --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111; color: #fff; padding: 18px; text-align: center; border-radius: 6px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 28px; letter-spacing: 1px;\"\u003eTHE SHARK WHO HATES MONDAYS\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 8px 0 0; font-size: 16px; color: #f4c542;\"\u003eRetro Nautical Shark T-Shirt • Sea Serpent Collection\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- INTRO --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 20px 5px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"color: #c62828; font-size: 24px;\"\u003e🦈 MONDAYS? NOT EVEN THE SHARK CAN HANDLE THEM.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003eMeet the grumpiest creature ever to sail the seven seas! \u003cstrong\u003eThe Shark Who Hates Mondays\u003c\/strong\u003e is permanently irritated, dangerously under-caffeinated and apparently one bad cup of coffee away from mutiny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003eSporting his captain's hat, a steaming skull-and-crossbones coffee mug and the sort of expression that says \u003cem\u003e\"Don't talk to me until I've had coffee\"\u003c\/em\u003e, this salty old shark brings a healthy dose of nautical attitude to your wardrobe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003eWith bold retro cartoon artwork, vintage-inspired colours, heavy illustration detail and plenty of old-school nautical attitude, this is one shark that belongs on land — preferably somewhere near a coffee machine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- HIGHLIGHT BOX --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f4c542; padding: 18px; margin: 15px 0; border-radius: 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin: 0 0 8px; font-size: 23px;\"\u003e☕ LOW ON COFFEE. HIGH ON ATTITUDE.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 16px;\"\u003ePerfect for shark lovers, sailors, coffee addicts, nautical misfits, retro cartoon fans and anyone who considers Monday a personal insult.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- FEATURES --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 10px 5px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"color: #c62828; font-size: 24px;\"\u003e⚓ T-SHIRT FEATURES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.8; padding-left: 25px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% carded cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight fabric\u003c\/strong\u003e – 5.9 oz\/yd² for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRibbed knit collar\u003c\/strong\u003e with a seam for shape retention\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNeck and shoulder tape\u003c\/strong\u003e for added stability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSide seams\u003c\/strong\u003e for structural support\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic heavyweight feel with a substantial, durable finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold Retro Au Go Go artwork designed for lovers of vintage-inspired style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- DESIGN STORY --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #eeeeee; padding: 18px; margin: 20px 0; border-left: 6px solid #c62828;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin-top: 0; color: #111;\"\u003e🌊 A LITTLE NAUTICAL. 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